AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just biting your lip is not girly. If it's accompanied with other gestures, then it might be. Biting your lip can be a sign of concentration, thinking, or concern/worry.


Chin have you considered taking this as a sign of your true calling.

Applies doubly to the people yelling into their cell phone while crapping.

Some guy was doing that at school the other day.
If they other person only knew

No see the rules are different when you hold someone else's

yeah i'm pretty great

I've never heard somebody on the phone while in a stall before, but.
I do remember the few times somebody was really gassy while trying to poo.
It was the grossest thing, and there were like, five guys in there. I don't know how you could poo in a public restroom unless it was a dire emergency.

I had plenty of digestive problems as a kid so going in a public restroom isn't a huge deal for me. I try to find restrooms that are out of the way and usually try to wait till there's nobody around. I also tend to know where all the restrooms are everywhere

Also, yesterday I was at a restaurant, and a girl was in the bathroom stall talking on her cell phone. I overheard something like this:
"I think something's wrong with me. Like, I get this sharp pain in my chest, and then it'll go away, and 5 minutes later it'll come back again."

...It was a little scary, I hope she called a doctor about that or something.

I used to make it a game, back when my farts were more noxious, with the goal being how fast could I clear the room.

Ahaha oh lord. I couldn't bring myself to poo in public places, since the toilet water sometimes jumps back up and hits you in the brown eye.
Though I remember going there to fart, thank god I was never caught, I could hear other guys walk in there and make comments on the smell when I left.

Acutally I remember warning other guys if they would see me leave, acting like it was like that when I got there.
Ahaha which reminds me of this time I was in a store and some jerk walked by me and farted.

Hormones.
Please.
Just.
Let me at least calm down a little rauugh

Drive-by pooting.

My dog leaves the room when he farts, like to run from the scene of the crime.

My aunts dogs fart then move away. It's kind of a telltale sign even before you smell it.

I am going to quit fapping. It just feels more like a chore now than something that feels good.

Maybe you should work out your arms more.