AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i swear my weight fluctuates like sometimes i think i'm practically skinny (i got called skinny the other day too) and then othertimes i'm like "maybe i'm chubby no wait more average i dunno"

it'd be easier if i just dieted and exercised more as last time i done that i lost like 9 lbsin 5 days i think i may do that again sometime

Do you still grow height? Because if you do, don't go dieting

um a little bit i'm 6 foot now and 15 so that adds to my weight

plus by dieting it's more just "don't eat so much crap" ahaha, i don't think i'd have the willpower to go on some kind of cabbage all day diet thing.

have to go to the stupid faggy booty hospital tomorrow

what a bunch of fucking bullshit

i don't think hospitals can be homosexuals

but they have men that touch other men in sensitive places.

So hospital is just another word for brothel.

princess brothel = HotH?

The skin on my face has been really dry lately, particularly on my cheeks and around my eyebrows (if the fact they keep itching all the time is anything to go by). I haven't been washing my face any differently or anything and I've been using moisturiser but it hasn't really been doing a lot. I don't think it's anything to do with not drinking enough water because that's pretty much all I drink, so I'm not sure what's causing it.

Allergies, dry air/using a heater indoors? Sometimes even something like a new shampoo or hairspray can do it. If you haven't changed anything all you can really do is keep using moisturizer or face lotion and try not to scratch too much :[

is biting your lip a girly thing to do?

i don't really do it often, i just notice some people doing it

Bacon, this is why you're my favourite.



and @ Tales.
it depends on if its a girl or guy, and whether or not they're doing to you or not.

So I was on break at work and had to use the bathroom. One of the two urinals was occupied, but I figured we could both be adults about it so I walked up and started using the one next to him

Apparently he took this as a signal that I would like to hear about some problem he's having with a performance review he got

It's just like

Dude

I have my dick in my hand

Just wait a few seconds for the situation to resolve itself and I can give you my attention

Having a dick in hand doesn't exclude you from discussions

How else do you talk to Spoons

No talking in the bathroom. Ever.