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Trygve
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:59 pm 
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Do it in the shower?
Or just bathroom?
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Sollix
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Bathrooms to small. And shower dosnt work with lady bits. It washes away all the lube.

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Gryewolf
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Don't have the water hitting you? Just point the shower head away.

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Sollix
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Its mind of. Standuo shower. So. Bathroom fapping just isnt gonna work.

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Chekt
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Trygve's Dick: The Crawling Terror

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Kamak
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Guys, I know the truth now.

Clyve is a pony.

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Vax
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Exploring one's sexuality is a truly remarkable experience.

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Terraem
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That's not weird, Clyve. It's not that strong, but I do really enjoy someone massaging my head.

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SaintCrazy
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You know those head-massager things that look like aliens

like these

I freakin' hate those. I do not like the sensation at all. :/

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Exploring one's sexuality is a truly remarkable experience.

Did you facebattle a guy and like it?

Was it Spoony?

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Superior Bacon
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Exploring one's sexuality is a truly remarkable experience.

tell us more

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Tales
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ok boy this flirting game is on
now he just comes over randomly in school to hug me like what could you be any more obvious

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D-vid
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He could take off his pants.

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Crushter
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he wants your

tiny british dick

that awkward moment when your crush is trying to hook you up with one of her friends
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Riku
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Tales wrote:
ok boy this flirting game is on
now he just comes over randomly in school to hug me like what could you be any more obvious


Uh, maybe America is just weird, but people do that all the time.
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