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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Can guys just not go without sex regularly? Like every single guy? Or is that just some guys?
Apart from the "blue balls" mentioned and explained earlier - sex is nice. It's normal to want something pleasurable.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My roommate has been home every nigjt and because of this I havnt been able to fap in almost a week. Uuuugggggrrrrrgh i am the mlst sexually fustrated raaauuuggghhh

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Give him fifteen bucks and tell'em to go to the movies.

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Shes not getting anyof my cheddar. :U

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My roommate has been home every nigjt and because of this I havnt been able to fap in almost a week. Uuuugggggrrrrrgh i am the mlst sexually fustrated raaauuuggghhh


do you sleep in the same room or something?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No shit, Nachalnik. Hence ROOMMATE and not HOUSEMATE

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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people interchange those words a lot

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Pretty sure they both mean entierly differdnt things.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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wikipedia lol wrote:
"roommate" and "housemate" are used interchangeably regardless whether a bedroom is shared.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Well then. I use roommat for the person I share a room with.e Housemates are the other people I live with

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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then explain in a way that isn't mad rude

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