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 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:40 pm 
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I would probably want to be a hippie and go back millions of years to when the Earth's continent was Pangaea or in some other configuration, and explore the landscape and see what the environments and ecosystems are like.

Or I could go millions of years into the future and see what the earth is like then.

I would probably need to be immortal in order to have enough time to see all these places, though.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:58 am 
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I think this makes my feelings on the matter quite clear:

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i'd go to either victorian london or the greek times because of nice weather. Vic London would only really be good if I was rich though, as poor people had pretty terrible lives back then.

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im with ame, OFF TO THE FUTURE

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 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:44 am 
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There are so many things you could go into the past and change, but frankly, I wouldn't care. Past me was stupid, present me is stupid, future me will be stupid, no big deal. I'd rather go back and forth in time, find people who are extremely important to history, and annoy the crap out of them...I mean learn from them...Yeah.

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I'd possibly go out and by a nice suit, maybe blue, travel around, pick up chicks, maybe even if they're with a guy, save the everything.


Or manipulate time and get all of the boonbucks

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Flash step if at all possible.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:30 pm 
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Head back in time to a week or so before the Library of Alexandria burned. Save the scrolls/books. Put them in individual hermetically-sealed containers, put them all in a bigger one, stuff it into the booty-end of a cave, rig some sort of signal to begin transmitting in May of 2012. When the container is opened there will be a large piece of paper covering all the individual works that says in ten different languages, "I'm what Indiana Jones wished he could be. Suck it Mongols. Unf unf unf."

The reactions to that message alone would be priceless.

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 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:58 pm 
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So what kind of time machine would you guys want?
TARDIS? Delorean? Fortune Cookies?

If I didn't get a TARDIS for it's size, I would take an arm-based device. That would look kind of like the key-tool from Mass Effect

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Go back to the weekend of October 21st, 2011.

Alternatively I'd go back to when Apple and Microsoft were first starting and buy all of their stocks.

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I'd go back to 8:00 last night and watch every waking minute of that Toonami stream, whether I liked what I was watching or not.

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Or Flicky's DeLorean Bus.

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