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Vax
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:12 am 
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Hey I resent that

I don't mind that thing that women have whatever the fuck they call it

dickgina???

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Riku
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Close enough, Vax. Close enough.
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ZenithOfChaos
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Hey I resent that

I don't mind that thing that women have whatever the fuck they call it

dickgina???


It's called a mangina. Get it right.

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Vax
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not if it's on a gurl stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

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Trygve
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if it is on gurl it is dickgina

if it is on vacs it is stupiddickgina
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DarkSurfer
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
not if it's on a gurl stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid


AW YEAH GUUURL

MM MM GIMME DAT CHOCOLATE

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ZenithOfChaos
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You know, there's a very oblivious guy somewhere, sometime who didn't know women had vagina instead of penises 'til a ripe age. One day I will meet this person and slap and/or high-five them for their ignorance.

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In an effort to stay awake today, I drank coffee
All aboard the toot-toot train!

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Mete
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Whenever I stay awake for a long time, my metabolism goes overdrive and I'm constantly hungry and feel like taking a crap, not to mention my stomach rumbling. I pulled an all-nighter a couple of days ago and it still feels like my metabolism is working overtime...

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Terraem
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I dislike cock-teasing.

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Crushter
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Blue balls are only nice when they are eventually cured

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D-vid
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When I was in Canada I had the worst blue balls the first day. Then I got a bit calmer.

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Gryewolf
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I had blue balls when I went to canadia too. It's freezing cold there.

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Nachalnik
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Can guys just not go without sex regularly? Like every single guy? Or is that just some guys?

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D-vid
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It's a physical thing.
If a guy gets aroused a lot in a short amount of time, without... release, his testicles will start hurting. Badly. That's what we call blue balls.

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