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Captain_Nick
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Anything involving a dildo is better with a friend

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Have none of you ever heard of a double-ended dildo?

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So my friend and her dad were driving me back to my place, and somehow the topic came up that her dad once banged Janis Joplin

>mfw

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If you have someone to use the other end on, you really should have plenty of alternatives.

sometimes people use sex toys during actual sex

it's not just a thing for people who aren't having sex with other people

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Besides, what about lesbians who both want to feel the cock-shaped object? Strap-ons wouldn't really work with double-ended dildos.

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Besides, what about lesbians who both want to feel the cock-shaped object? Strap-ons wouldn't really work with double-ended dildos.



Wait if they are lesbians why do they want a cock?



Wouldn't that make them Bi?

I mean its cool just if two girls want a cock shaped object can't they involve a third party that is a guy, just tell him if he wants a three way he has to shut up and play ball?

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No, they can't.
Lesbians don't like men, and just because they like penetration doesn't mean that they need to use men for it.
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Look, I like dildos just as much as the next guy but you would have to be antisocial or narcissistic to think anything sexual isn't better with more than one person.

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Captain_Nick wrote:
antisocial or narcissistic.


Words I never thought would come up in a conversation about dildos

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Ovulating is not supposed to feel like cramping. Body, what is wrong with you.

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Tuckertrilby wrote:
Wait if they are lesbians why do they want a cock?

Wouldn't that make them Bi?

I mean its cool just if two girls want a cock shaped object can't they involve a third party that is a guy, just tell him if he wants a three way he has to shut up and play ball?

sexuality is a lot more than genitals

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"What is your sexual orientation."

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You, Spoony and Vaxidd are the exceptions to that rule, Trygve.
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