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Tuckertrilby
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:38 am 
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I think I really need to get laid. Because My fingers just arent cuttin' it anymore



well see your doing it wrong use your hand, or better yet use another's

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D-vid
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Buuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I'll do my best

Substitute: Dragon Dildos?

I second that motion. Maybe without the dragon part.

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DoNotDelete
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:30 am 
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How would you even explain having a dragon dildo to anybody lucky enough to discover it hidden away in your bedroom drawer?

I mean I don't have any problem with people having the things - it's just a recipe for awkwardness of the highest calibre.

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Shad
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"I just use it as reference for my dragon drawings"

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Tales
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:33 am 
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Reminds me of the time my friend found a fake vagina in his hotel room
They like sold them in vending machines in austria/Germany

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Gryewolf
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How would you even explain having a dragon dildo to anybody lucky enough to discover it hidden away in your bedroom drawer?

I mean I don't have any problem with people having the things - it's just a recipe for awkwardness of the highest calibre.


I'd say "Because it's funny."

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Alex
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they probably wouldn't stay in the room long enough to hear an explanation
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Gryewolf
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"Because I love seeing that confused look on people's faces when they find it."

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Captain_Nick
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creakyAccordion
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"Because I put it in my butt"

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Syobon
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wut wut
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Gryewolf
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If I had two I'd put their bases together and twirl around like a helicopter.

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Captain_Nick
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That might hurt your butt...

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Gryewolf
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It's better with a friend.

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