AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What the hells WERE she thinking with that pickle suit?

FTFY

Also I'm still doing the thing where you read Punchy's lines is the most clichéd asian accent ever.

He's talking about Harold, the Jew in the Pickle Suit who heroically rescued Emily from her date with Chris.

The day after he broke up with Ivy, Chris was sighted at the Fashion Square mall wearing Guitar Hero tattoo sleeves and attempting to pick up chicks. Speculation was that he'd begun a new Love Quest, or rather a Fuck Quest. A week or so later, Chris uploaded this video:



A few days later, Chris found a video wishing another person named Chris a pop flyin' birthday. Hilarity ensued.



Chris's comment was downvoted over five hundred times.

He then put out a Craigslist ad for a girlfriend, which was deleted by the moderators because of his no darkies policy.

Now, at the start of June something very important happened. One of the major obstacles to Chris's production in 2008-2009 was trolls hacking into his websites. He'd usually abandon the defaced website and move on to another. Off the top of my head, he's had sonichu.net, sonichu.info, sonichuandrosechu.com, and cwcville.com. All of them were hacked and that kinda put a damper on the comics. The PVCC resolved this by making the CWCipedia for Chris. Initially, the idea was that the site was a zoo people could watch Chris play around in. This was based on the assumption that Chris just needed a website that wouldn't get hacked within a week. As it turned out he was just immensely lazy, and the website became a hilarious trolling tool.

Only two users were allowed to edit the CWCipeida, Chris and the Sysop(who was also the admin of the CWCki). The last two episodes of Sonichu were uploaded during this period of time, and the stress caused by the CWCipedia likely influenced Sonichu 10 a great deal.

But in early June, the CWCipeida was still an afterthought. Chris's youtube account was hacked, but he managed to regain control. The most important thing that happened in June was Chris's Big Night Out, during which he discovered the wonders of alcohol. The most important event came at the end of the month, when Youtube user CChanSonichuCWC uploaded this video.



And so began the saga of Liquid Chris.

Found a comic. Of Chris having sex with Apple Jack. He had a cast on his bent duck but she made him take it off, which caused it to snap in half.

Internet, you sick bastard.

did you listen to the song

because i feel like you didn't listen to the song

Somebody took pictures of Chris's house. It looks like the mess inside the house has become so severe that it's leaking out the front door.

Here they are.

I'm pretty sure that the roof of the house will pop off and garbage will spill everywhere in a cartoony manner pretty soon.

I thought the place was condemned.

It should be. City must be too scared to do it.

That's just the exterior. Here's the tour video he made for Ivy. Keep in mind that this was three years ago.

Based on the exterior alone it looks like a place I'd want to live in.

It was a really nice house until they moved in.

Brainhorn.

What the actual fuck.