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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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christ just invest in some lubricant or something

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I've masturbated until there was a spot of fairly raw skin on my dick


Me too.
I went almost two weeks without doing it because there was a raw patch. It's the worst.

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Looks like I'll be missing my period this month due to stress x: I'm 99% sure I'm not pregnant (and will find out for sure sometime today when the dr calls - though it's extremely unlikely since I havent actually had sex since November lol.)

Unfortunately I am stressed about this and isn't really helping my situation ; ; I'm just. So tired of feeling sick and unsure about everything.

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Stress can cause you to miss your period?

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My skin is thin because of my medication and as such I easily get rashes and dry skin, occasionally on my dick too. In that case I just use lotion and it's gone the next day.

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Stress can cause you to miss your period?

Yyyyyyyyyyep if you're under enough of it

Which I have been

It's been a pretty shitty two weeks for me :c

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Gryewolf wrote:
creakyAccordion wrote:
I've masturbated until there was a spot of fairly raw skin on my dick


Me too.
I went almost two weeks without doing it because there was a raw patch. It's the worst.

Jesus Christ, you people are depressing.

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Jesus it was just once and then I never went that far again

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Well shit that's not good. I hope it doesn't come back around and hit you too hard.

Geez Great Handsome Oppressor it happen like, three or so years ago.

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I just don't understand how you could do that. Were you punching it or going at it like a barbarian?

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When you're young, eager, lonely, and very bored it's not hard to end up rubbing yourself raw.

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Well they definitely firmly grasped it.

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I was doing something wrong when my story happened and no need to go further into it than that.
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What do you mean sandpaper isn't good for extra pleasure?

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