AWKWARD ZOMBIE

First time in a long time since I blew bits of food out of my nose.

Small pieces of bread with pepperoni got into my nose and was there until I finally managed to blow it out.

Should we ask how that happened or are we better off not knowing?

I sneezed yesterday and a big glob of snot came out and flew across the bedroom.

Hello there, thank you for letting me breathe again.

I'm always afraid this is going to happen when I'm around people... usually happens in bed though.

I wouldn't be able to describe it anyway, I just swallowed and then suddenly felt a burning sensation from pepperoni in my nose.

Took at least ten minutes before I could get it out.

I have sex in a movie theatre and people still dont let me live it down geeeeeez

I would change my avatar to match that but the 3DS cant copy/paste

Is it bad that I squeak when aroused? D: Or is that a normal thing?

Haha no, that's totally normally. When I talk about certain things with the guy I'm seeing, I'll feel a mixture of excitement and embarrassment at being excited and that will just result in a squeak sometimes.

Only in a text based game can a player unzip another player's pants with her booty...

Please tell me it was with the cheeks and not something else.

She didn't really specify, lol

I'd post the quote but I feel that it'd be against the rules

Oh god, dinner won't stay down, and I'm fresh out of Pepto.

Uhm, can you explain? And what it has to do with 121?

I'm assuming 121 days is the amount of time before she sees you next.

As for the rest, before your time (I think before your time), in the old TMI thread, MC posted once or twice about various sexual escapades (nothing detailed) and then we learned that he has an encylopedia's worth of sex stories. Thus, it was joked that he is AZ's sex god.