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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:36 am 
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Or somebody who blows in your ear.
Oh gods my ear drum.

almost as bad as when someone flicks your ear lobe in the cold.
FFFFFFFFFF



That shit hurts asdf

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I can't stop daydreaming about sexy stuff
I am in the middle of class, dammit
What is wrong with me

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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BurntToShreds wrote:
Goddangit
I can't stop daydreaming about sexy stuff
I am in the middle of class, dammit
What is wrong with me


This. So much of this

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Not as bad as what happened to me on Saturday. I had to take my niece to a place full of bouncy castles and stuff. There were lots of kids around.

Suddenly boner, for no goddamn reason.

I just stood behind a bouncy castle in shame.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I swear there is a part of the brain that controls inconvenient erections.
And that part of the brain is a dick.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You know it's been a long fucking day when you come home and take your boots and your socks off and your feet are slippery

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Jesus, I can't watch Street Fighter x Tekken footage that includes Poison, Juri or Cammy without starring at their abs. Fuck you Capcom. Why'd you do that to me and remove the shirtless costumes for Abel?!

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I take it you're into abs?


Or deeply scarred by fit women?

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Clyve wrote:
What is zir secret?
Poison identifies as a female.

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I take it you're into abs?
Yeah I guess so. Like it's not even a sexual thing, it's just mesmerizing.

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What is zir secret?


a penis

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I swear there is a part of the brain that controls inconvenient erections.
And that part of the brain is a dick.


I see what you did there.

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Fapped last night. Im prettu sure that orgasm I had today was the best id had in a lonnnnng time. Like wooaaah. It was pretty fucking amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That's great. Wish I was there, hurr hurr.

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121Days babe

Also reading the original TMI tbread.


Oh god the MC sex god days. Oh my god.

This shit it hilarious

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