AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We'll see about that~

Okay then Okay.

my neck hurts whenever i get angry

and that just pisses me off even more

i never understood the "bathing in your own filth" thing
it's not like you're actually that dirty when you're taking a bath
and if you are then you better daisies well take a shower

not to mention you're bathing in soap remnants and shit too
i always take a bath on the weekends because the hot water runs out when i take a shower

>find amazing new actress
>she only ever did softcore lesbian stuff and stripteases/photoshoots
Not adequate!

I kind of like it when a girl teases me :X

Minties is this way



Why am I so gassy today

That feel when I find out a friend of mine enjoys it a weet bit too much when I whisper in her ear.

You can never enjoy someon whispering in your ear too much.

Hahahaahahahh Oh cod. Really? I hate when people do that to me.

Well, the person needs to know what they're doing. I don't enjoy having someone spittle all in my ear with unintelligible mumblings.

Or somebody who blows in your ear.
Oh gods my ear drum.

almost as bad as when someone flicks your ear lobe in the cold.
FFFFFFFFFF

When I was in elementary school I knew a girl who liked blowing into people's ears. One day I watched an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, or Sister Sister (some sitcom), and one character was blowing into another's because they wanted to turn them on. The next day when I saw her do that, I told her that it meant she liked the person. She stopped doing it.

Ahahaha oh lord, that's hilarious.
My voice gets far too shaky and I seem to have a shortness of breath whenever I try to do something like that.
It's really bothersome because when I think about doing it, I suddenly can't do it.