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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:23 pm 
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Been doing morning excercises lately, which include squats.
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oh my god i am going to crawl under a rock and die oh my god

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Ahaha! Nono, I just woke up like this.

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You know, I just realised you can team up Poison and Juri in SFxT, aka team "dem abs".

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Spent two days straight hanging out with friends, and had to go home on acount that if I didnt I would have gotten sick everywhere.

Man I've been sick all week why am I doing this to myself.

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I haven't masturbated in almost three weeks, for various reasons

I sort of don't want to break the streak

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