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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:23 pm 
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Tell me about it.

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It's posts like this that make me glad to have chosen this avatar.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more things to inadvertently make incredibly sexy.

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That sounds distressingly erotic

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creakyAccordion
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:54 pm 
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So girlfriend told me she enjoys hairpulling and light choking

welp

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:07 am 
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be careful with choking, cause it can really hurt someone

also i think it's bad for your neck after a while iirc

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yeah, I had to ask how exactly light is light choking and she means just more like the pressure I guess?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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dad learn how to clear your search history please

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:31 am 
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also is it bad that i'm kind of disappointed in my dad for searching for pay porn

i mean come on who pays for porn anymore

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:42 am 
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I'm sorry, but requirement to help a bro out kind of steps past the awkwardness at that point

you best tell him

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"Dad, why is there pay porn in the search history?"

"UH..... WELL I, UM....."

"There are so many places to get it free."

"...What?"

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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also is it bad that i'm kind of disappointed in my dad for searching for pay porn

i mean come on who pays for porn anymore

Classy gentlemen.

And now I have the mental image of a sophisticated man masturbating with a cravat on his dick.

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Clyve wrote:
Reminds me of that one NaziFaggot video about tentacle hentai that I am most definitely not posting here.

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NaziFaggot tentacle hentai

"I didn't like any of that."

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...I have tonsil stones again, it looks like. After several months with no signs of them, I just coughed out a rather large one. And I'm pretty sure I can feel another one in the back of my throat, too.

This SUCKS.

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Bacon wrote:
also is it bad that i'm kind of disappointed in my dad for searching for pay porn

i mean come on who pays for porn anymore

I was really confused because I thought you said gay porn at first but that makes a lot more sense.
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Bacon wrote:
also is it bad that i'm kind of disappointed in my dad for searching for pay porn

i mean come on who pays for porn anymore

I was really confused because I thought you said gay porn at first but that makes a lot more sense.

Yes this.

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