AWKWARD ZOMBIE

my mind is being raped again and again....

I can't wait until Chris announces who his favorite pony is. So much rage will ensue.

Welp, hes one of those creepy wierdos that gawks over strange fetishes.

So what about 50 more folks out there just like him 8===D

I forsee much of the same in his life. Why not just leave him to die in the mud hes born from?

What's to rage about?

'cause it is fun to watch the dead spasm from a safe distance

I just read the transcript for Cakefarts


I really, really, really wish I never did that

Before I mention the update, I think I should tell you all that Chris's family owns four cars. Since there have only ever been three occupants of their house, and Chris doesn't technically own any of them, you can see why this is confusing.

His favored car was an '87 Ford Escort with a license plate that read "SONICHU". The car is no longer in use and is sitting under a tarp on their lawn. Chris apparently took the bumper off and put it inside the house so he could keep his bumper stickers. I guess he left the actual license plate attached to the car, though, because a few days ago somebody stole it and we've got pictures.

Now for the thing I left out of the update from a week or so ago.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/403/shyla.png/

I think it speaks for itself.


EDIT:
New Sonichu pages exist. The inner circle has them, but they'd prefer it if Chris could be persuaded to upload them himself. This will take a while, but the comics are said to be worth the wait.

Also, this is from 2010. Chris brought it up in Sonichu 10 and made a video about it. He actually thought this letter was from the queen.

EDIT AGAIN:
I have a rough idea of what the comic is now.

-Snyder is now in the comic. He is, of course, an antagonist.
-One of Snyder's fellow antagonists is a guy named Doctor Scrotem. His head looks like balls.
-Chris is still raging over the thing that caused the ending of Sonichu 10.
-Chris is trying to keep his self-inserts to a minimum.

More Sonichu, eh? I must say that I'm actually shocked. I was sure Chris would be too lazy to draw another page ever again, and I figured that the whole "getting arrested" thing would be the final nail in the coffin. It seemed like a fitting end to the Chris saga.

The recent developments are certainly interesting. I guess there's still more life in this whole rigmarole yet.

I've finished reading this, at last. I've not been able to bring myself to click any youtube links though. Still have that horrid shivery feeling on my spine. Almost like there's a spider crawling around... Urgh.
The only positive thing I'm taking from this is that I was drawing better than he is by the time I was about 8.

Just a quick update, I've seen the five pages the inner circle released and have reason to believe that Chris made at least thirteen more.

It looks like the plot is mostly about Michael Snyder using an army of super Jerkops to take over the city so he can ban Chris from all the stores. He is doing this at the behest of the embodiment of Chris's high school graduation, who is possessing a robot now.

what? How the hell he can become more and more retarded as time passes is a mistery

I swear out of all the things in Sonichu, none of them, and I mean NONE of them baffle me as much as Count Graduon.

It's like, yeah, okay, make villains out of people you hate. But making one about your graduation, an EVENT that you hated, is just... WHAT.

I am being 100% serious when I say that, out of all the things Chris has done, that baffles me the most.

I was baffled when he farted on a cake.
And when he made out with a blow-up doll in public.

The graduation was the first major blow his ego sustained. Prior to the event, he was convinced that he was the hero of some inspirational tale about an autistic boy the evil pedophile school board wanted to put in a padded cell forever for being different. The graduation was supposed to be the dramatic climax in which he proves all of the intolerant people wrong to the thunderous applause of his peers and breaks into the artistic world, leaving his doubters in the dust and making his parents proud. Chris was convinced that it was going to happen this way 100%. He could not comprehend the event going any other way.

It didn't. He humiliated himself and his parents, he lost out on the award, and the next day he had to move back to Ruckersville and leave his pity circle of female associates behind.