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I'm not sure if I heard my zit pop because it was on my ear or because there was THAT MUCH in it

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i think i had a little bit of an orgasm when i was playing a flash game

i'm not sure how to feel about that

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What game was it?

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My friend was being a bitch and said my singing was bad.
So I sang "Well fuck you then, I'll play some Arkham city.
Unless you wanna show me some tiddy."
And then she flashed me with such malice.
She hates it when I play video games instead of talking to her.

Wait, are you saying she flashed you as in she flashed you or as in she flashed a look of malice at you?

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And if it was the first one, was it the quick as lightning flash, or a "Hey don't play Batman here are my Tits" Kind of flash?

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I may be misremembering this, but didn't you once say you were interested in her but she didn't want to start a relationship with you? If you guys aren't even friends-with-benefits I have to wonder what kind of person she is to be physically manipulating you like this.

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I wish my female friends would flash me once in a while :awesomeface:

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If we play with such things, would it be a flash game?
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I wish my female friends would flash me once in a while :awesomeface:

Would you really be pop flyin' with a girl physically teasing you, knowing that in-person she would never consider actually trying to form a physical relationship with you and any attempts on your part would result in utter rejection while she continues to flash and parade herself in order to convince you to do things for her?

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Kalekemo wrote:
I wish my female friends would flash me once in a while :awesomeface:

Would you really be pop flyin' with a girl physically teasing you, knowing that in-person she would never consider actually trying to form a physical relationship with you and any attempts on your part would result in utter rejection while she continues to flash and parade herself in order to convince you to do things for her?

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"tiddies"

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yeah i wish more girls lacked any sense of shame or modesty as well

cuz tiddies lmaoooooo

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Well that's part of it, but it's also people letting themselves be manipulated because of a pair of breasts. I know this forum cries about "forever alone" but I'd expect people to have enough foresight and self-respect to avoid being in such a situation.

(That part isn't aimed directly at you, Grye, since I haven't heard back from you yet regarding this whole thang.)

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