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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:07 pm 
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That doesn't really happen.
...right?

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I fucking hope so.
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Gryewolf wrote:
That doesn't really happen.
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No but it does make your farts smell like death.

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So my friend and I keep talking about phone sex and she seems kind of interested?

But like, she has no privacy in her house ever so I'm really unsure where this is going.

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Terraem
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A more important question, how many of you wipe your junk after taking a leak?

I always do it, as I don't want to accidentally forget if there's a chance of oral.

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creakyAccordion wrote:
So my friend and I keep talking about phone sex and she seems kind of interested?

But like, she has no privacy in her house ever so I'm really unsure where this is going.

dude dude dude, you gotta slow down, you're 14

seriously 14 is not a good to be doing that at

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Terraem
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I disagree. Whatever pace you feel comfortable doing things is good, as long as you're both completely fine with it.

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Okay brain, could you remind me why we are thinking about dildoes while in church again?

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Okay brain, could you remind me why we are thinking about dildoes while in church again?

I laughed.

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Yeah, so did I.
Dedivax, maybe the cross reminds you of something?
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There are probably some kind of dildos in the shape of a cross.
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Dedivax
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Posting here because I'm not sure where it should go
Turns out that girl I have a crush on isn't a virgin.
I'm not sure how I should feel about it.

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how old is she exactly

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Dedivax
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She's 14
Note however that according to Italian laws it's totally legal
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Why should you care if she's a virgin or not.

Might have been a mistake. Got a friend of my own that wanted to lose her virginity early, and she regrets it today.

Unless your girl flaunts it.
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