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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:35 pm 
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Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves.

Chris flirting with his mother.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I don't even know anything anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Sorry for stealing your sig Nichi.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:43 pm 
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We already know he cuddles with her. Can't expect him not to come knocking after a while.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Or maybe he's just really fucking gross?
I highly doubt every son that cuddles with their parent wants to fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:49 pm 
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Sometimes I jokingly flirt with my dad, but I'm never THIS awkward about it, even for Chris.

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Or maybe he's just really fucking gross?
I highly doubt every son that cuddles with their parent wants to fuck.


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I think 'Flirt' would be the wrong word. If I take mom out to breakfast I'm nice, I compliment her and tell her I love her, I'd hardly call it flirting though.

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no no no... no.. no.. seven levels of wrong..

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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With a name like that, I don't think I wanna know.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I've never seen it, but I read about it. Artist guy goes into a sewer and finds a trapped mermaid who's all sick from the sewage. He drags her back to his house and uses the blood and pus from her infections to paint with. Then she dies slowly and painfully.

I'd also rather watch that.

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And I thought Chris was insane before...

This takes it to a whole new level.

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Chris has infinite potential to disgust.


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