AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I believe that job goes to Bunyip.

*points to sig*

Yani rips them off, Bacon handles them with care.
I assume they either sell them or serve them in salads.

Bacon for penis handler of the year 2012

Actually, I generally speaking don't have periods, or a very light one every couple months. The doctor knew about it, says it's the sort of b/c I use. Suits me, to be honest. I reckon probably I need it replaced if I'm having them again. Still, it's annoying that I'm getting a bunch of the stuff at once.

Gross time: coughing too much makes me throw stuff up. I don't think it's vomit, but it certainly wasn't pleasant. Wrecked a new top.

This conversation reminds me of one image.

I have the house to myself tonight. HOw am I going to spend this alone time?



With Pizza Pockets and Porn of course!

what...what are you gonna do with the pizza pockets?

This just in, local boy has 3rd degree burns on penis from pizza pockets. More at 11.

Well not at the smae time mind you


Things would get too greasy

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

I think spicy food wrecks my butt more than anal sex does. My poor bum ;_;

I don't know where they buy the toiletpaper they use in the toilets where I work but I'm fairly sure you could sell the stuff in a hardware store as sandpaper.

You could strip barnacles off the hull of a ship with this stuff.

Casual flirting is kinda fun. The boy asked my friend "Is tales straight" ahah well he started it.

Did your friend tell him you were gay?

did you take him to the toilet and put him

in

the


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I read that aloud. I need a moment to process how stupid I sounded.