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Madican
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Building consensus on whether to neutralize hostile female human or to proceed with tactical retreat

In other news, I got this rash on my foot now and bah, can't even have my socks on without feeling the need to scratch myself with a rake.
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let's just have some apples

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my mom came home right when i started orgasming

thank god there was a long hall between us

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Dammit Nefarious I was going to snag that as soon as I got home.


Also, ahaha Bacon that's terrible

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Bacon wrote:
my mom came home right when i started orgasming

thank god there was a long hall between us

asdf I know that feel bro.

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it was the woooorst

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it was the woooorst

UHHH NO MOM I WAS TAKING A NAP
fuck where are my pants

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Except then they get stretched by your boner

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Bacon wrote:
it was the woooorst

UHHH NO MOM I WAS TAKING A NAP
fuck where are my pants

i threw on my pants so daisies fast. this is why i always have a blanket over me

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Chinmaster wrote:
Sounds like you two have a lot in common

black Spooony wrote:
I am laughing so hard at the dick in my hand


OHKAY

YOU KNOW WHAT


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YALLS WISH DIS WAS YOURS


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You want this dick?

I WANT IT

You want this dick?

I WANT IT

You want this dick?

I WANT IT

You want-you want-

I WANT THAT DICK

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Kalekemo
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Not to bring up an old topic or anything, but do you recall those nsfw text games a bunch of pages back?

I've been playing a MUD (Multi User Dungeon which is basically a text MMO) version of one which has a lot of RPing. I won't link it, but you can look it up yourself.

It's called Flexible Survival

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Okay, found out more about the guy who hit on me saturday.

He asked my friend "Hey, I'm gay, do you know anyone worth a try?" My friend pointed at his friend but the guy didn't believe he was. Then he pointed at me saying "that guy goes both ways" as a joke.

"That'll work", the guy responded.
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Tales
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Do you deep throat the bottles?

ahaha omg no its just I have a weird way of doing it guess and yeah like one time my hands were full so i needed to pick it up with my teeth
And trygve im sure you'll be fine

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