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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:01 am 
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You can all have your weird-booty guns.

I'm sticking with my bat.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My friends say when I drink from a bottle it looks like I'm sucking someone off
I feel very self conscious now

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:17 pm 
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Ahahaha! Tales I'm sure your friend is just teasing you.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:24 pm 
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Do you deep throat the bottles?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Haha I keep getting weird looks while reading a sensual massage book in public.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:29 pm 
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Tales wrote:
My friends say when I drink from a bottle it looks like I'm sucking someone off
I feel very self conscious now


Tales

Tales you really like to tell us about your homoerotic awkward moments



Ahhhaha Vax why are you reading that

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:51 pm 
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Tales wrote:
My friends say when I drink from a bottle it looks like I'm sucking someone off
I feel very self conscious now


Oh George...

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh my god Anana because it's so good. It's like hella tasteful and I like what the author has to say a lot. It's something a lot of people should read if they think they're having trouble with physical relationships (which I'm not I just like to read weird sex shit sometimes and look at tasteful nudes in public I guess?)

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I totally understand Vax and I certainly can see how it seems like interesting advice!



But please

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put your dick back in your pants

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh man I

I just took it out

I didn't even realize

I am laughing so hard at the dick in my hand

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Don't scare the children, Vax.

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Sounds like you two have a lot in common


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Sounds like you two have a lot in common

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I am laughing so hard at the dick in my hand


OHKAY

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YALLS WISH DIS WAS YOURS

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yes, I wish Yani would rip my dick off and wave it around. Isn't that every man's dream?

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