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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:40 pm 
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Don't you mean vampires and crosses?

Never heard of the moving water weakness.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula wrote:
He is repulsed by garlic, crucifixes and sacramental bread, and he can only cross running water at low or high tide.

It is odd that he used moving water instead of garlic or any of the other more common weaknesses, but it's there.

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The more you know!

Thanks for that info.
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Now we have everything we need to hunt some sparkly gayboys vampires.

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Except those are faeries, not vampires.

So grab the cold iron.

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Tell that to the fangirls.

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Don't know what you mean, I've dropped plenty of fangirls with cold iron.

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I'd prefer to drop some of the fan girls with hot lead

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I'd prefer to drop some fangirls with hot dick am I right

am I right

oh god please say I'm right

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betrippin wrote:
I'd prefer to drop some of the fan girls with hot lead


But guns don't give the same satisfying thunk as a bat does.

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No, no, no, you're doing it wrong.
You must burn them at the stake.


creakyAccordion wrote:
I'd prefer to drop some fangirls with hot dick am I right

am I right

oh god please say I'm right


But..
The STDS

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No, no, no, you're doing it wrong.
You must burn them at the stake.


With guns that shoots bats

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betrippin wrote:
Potato wrote:
No, no, no, you're doing it wrong.
You must burn them at the stake.


With guns that shoots bats

Guns that shoot smaller guns.

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Potato wrote:
creakyAccordion wrote:
I'd prefer to drop some fangirls with hot dick am I right

am I right

oh god please say I'm right


But..
The STDS

>Implying fangirls have been around.

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