AWKWARD ZOMBIE

heeey pale is back

nah he isn't, that was my fault.

way to ruin everything unba

Unba sucks.

No surprise there.

I wouldn't really call it a fetish, but brunettes make me sing.

Also, short hair is crazy amounts of cute, but not like boy cuts.

I don't need to be physically overpowered, but I do like the idea of a girl being able to kick at least as much booty as me.

was sitting in the library with some friends today.
some guy named bruce decides to come over with his girlfriend.

I nearly hurled. This guy smelled llike BO mixed with cat vomit and dirty socks.
Girlfriend was almost as bad
they both look like they havnt showered in weeksnor at least have never with soap

my stomach is still churning asdf

i had a guy who would show up at our local gaming lan shop that smelled pretty fuckin horrendus. i think i was the only one to flat out tell him to his face to take a shower cause he was driving ppl away from the store

just thinking about it makes me shudder. just eught. what should I do hitman? Ive already told him he stinks. he just keeps comming baaack ;A;

Prepare a bucket with soap water and a sponge.

i aint goin near that, landwweller.

get some febreeze and spray all over teh area hes in, he might get the hint

or get a match and light it in his area, he might combust

febreeze sounds good. thanks for the tip hitman.

s'alright

You got it wrong. Soap is his natural enemy, he can't get near you if you have it.

It's like vampires and moving water.