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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:32 pm 
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Well, it's not like they were trying to get turned on by it.

...Still, I don't see how it couldn't be awkward when she could confirm the almost completely likely fact that you had a boner while you were doing it.

No, no, I don't care if a guy pokes my boob, but if he does it and goes "honk honk" I get extremely irritated.

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Why on earth would you start a talk about fetishes with so many upstanding members of society on the forum

Because it started in Confessions with animal sex.

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Has that happened before?

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it's kind of insulting, and I would only do that to someone who I really enjoy bugging.
(not like it has happened before ;_;)

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Yeah, the only time I could think of even doing that is with someone I was on really good terms with and teased anyway.

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Clarifying on my whole "fetish" thing:

Just the act of animals having sex turns me on. That's not to say that I go out of my way to find animal porn. Shit, I dislike regular porn as it is. And I certainly would not even THINK of bestiality.
It's just something that happens involuntarily. There have been so many times where I'd be in biology class or watching TV and then suddenly ANIMAL HUSBANDRY WHOOPS. Then I'd awkwardly try not to blush and look like a fool.

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Yeah if I was a girl and I let some dude grab my tits I'd be rustled if they teased me.

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It's happened before. Boob-touching permissions recinded forever. (Also just to clarify I don't let any random person touch, only good friends.) You and I better have a huge history of teasing each other before I'll put up with it.

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a little TMI here but screw you guys you have ruined my resolve to kick the bucket on fapping

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Everyone talking about fetishes...

Aggressive girls do it for me.

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That really depends on the situation for me. Like, I can see how aggressive girls would be a turn-on but then other times I just can't see it.

Also betrippin now has the best avatar of the year all years.
edit: I'm talking about the Nic Cage one

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You know what turns me on? ENFs.

Oh an skirts of any length on a woman.

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ENFs.


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Oh, and slightly pudgy girls

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