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Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

So is the CWCki not posting this because they don't want him to know he's already been compromised? Like, how they changed the Tomgirls of Virginia or whatever to make it look like they just happened to find it was him, instead of being fake all along?

That's pretty much the case.

Akio · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:52 pm

rambage wrote:

Grasshopper are way nicer than chris

I was referring more to it becoming a hazard to the community.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

So, I just thought I should remind you that in less than six hours, Chris will be only ten years short of becoming the forty year old virgin. May the train wreck continue.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:00 am

/confetti

Don't still see why Chris thinks sex is such a big deal. He should be looking for a relationship (lol yeah right like that could happen now) first and then a sex bunny.

Eat_box · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:07 am

He should do a lot of things, but he won't because he's a dunce.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:25 am

Point taken.

I still don't understand the whole "dress like a girl to get a girl" mentality thing he's got going on now.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

pop flyin' Birfmas Chris.

Except the pop flyin' part. We all know today will be miserable.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Silver_Wolf wrote:

Point taken.

I still don't understand the whole "dress like a girl to get a girl" mentality thing he's got going on now.

If you want my opinion, that's just how he's rationalized his crossdressing fetish.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Silver_Wolf wrote:

Point taken.

I still don't understand the whole "dress like a girl to get a girl" mentality thing he's got going on now.

If you want my opinion, that's just how he's rationalized his crossdressing fetish.

That makes more sense than him actually believing he'll pick up girls like that.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:00 pm

pop flyin' Christian Love Day!! The proposed holiday he wants named after him. Like Valentine's day, but for STRAIGHT couples. Yeah.

So, after 30 years, let's see what he's contributed to the world...shall we?

Hmmm...a crappy comic series with a hideous merging of two copyrighted characters...

Well, we already know about that, let's backtrack more:

The CWCki wrote:

Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an English class on his birthday.

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading Wednesday's Child, a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people. Chris said that he told his male professor that by golly, he was autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his gal-pals years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of homosexuality had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a black person in church"), and was promptly told to leave.

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's hatred of men, this event also inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.

lol

and more on Christian Love Day (incoming wall o' text)

So now, looking back, lets us eat, drink and be merry, as he's hit 30 years without scoring, and may we hope he never does, for the good of humanity.

Seriously, he could win a Darwin Award by making himself so repulsive to women and thus removing himself for the Gene Pool.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Oh, I forgot to mention Cole.

As some of you probably know, Cole told Chris to only speak to him if "that fuck Bob finally drops".

Cole did in fact attempt to contact Chris. Whatever he said is irrelevant, because Chris thought he was a troll and ceased communication.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

My absolute favorite thing ever was when that guy made postcards of Chris fucking the sex doll and mailed them to his parents.

But this is funny, too. Go to 3:50
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:05 pm

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

But this is funny, too. Go to 3:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc

Bawhahahah! Give that woman a medal. That's guy's "No..." was great.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

New content released. I'll summarize.

-Chris frosts his booty with a cake.
-Several videos are Chris humping a blowup doll in various places. I think it's supposed to be him taking Jackie out on a date.
-Chris does a dance in a changing stall somewhere for two minutes.
-Footage of Barb secured.
-One was Chris doing a striptease.
-Another was Chris doing a cheerleader routine. Yes he was wearing a skirt and a tank top and waving pom-poms around. He was also talking about knee injuries, but the video predates October 28th.

All of these videos are from about five months ago, btw.

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:02 am

what

what

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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