AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't come near Great Handsome Oppressor with those.

I use them as self defence weapons when it's cold out.

I always wear t-shirts no matter what. Then again, I have very sensitive nipples, so it might not be the best idea.

oh my~

Oh so I just walked out in the snow barefoot

wasn't too bad
worst Texan or worst Texan

terraem i may share your problem

its fine anyway really like its winter/spring so i always have layers on

Sometimes it amazes me how okay people are with me groaping them.

But then they'res me whom I dont really let people touch back.

My tits are off limits dont touch me aaaaaaaaAAAAA

You can grope me anytime willow~

So my friend let me touch her tiddies at this sort of pre-RUCKY Day party last night

It was like, a million times less awkward than I thought it would be.

okay but did you whip your dick out

And then creaky's voice stopped being creaky and he became a man.

today i accidently poked my friends boob instead of her shoulder when trying to get her attention

good job

I bet it worked better than if you had touched her shoulder.

if it made a squeek sound like a rubber ducky
then you know not to persue it further.