AWKWARD ZOMBIE

yaaaaaay

*Just finished reading up all the shit that happens*

HA HA HA! Vintage Chris.

Someone recreated Chris-chan in Soul Calibur V

Yellow E.N.I. oh my god. It's perfect.

Uncanny.

Oh boy.

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I'll give you the funny parts.

Chris is definitely continuing Sonichu, he's in a circle of "friends" on Facebook that are helping him with art. He only plans on giving issues to his "friends" though, so we'll probably "never" see them. Also there are grasshoppers living in his house and Chris spends most of his time elsewhere due to the infestation.

Chris thinks that he'll win the trial for sure, unless Snyder bribes the judge. His logic for this is that Snyder is jewish(he isn't) and has a lot of troll-given cheddar. Snyder's legal strat is to let Chris hang himself. Bell's strat is "For the love of God, don't pretend that you're Sonichu or I'll have to argue an insanity defense". Speaking of insanity, Chris still has imagination chats with Sonichu and Rosechu. To help this he covers one side of his face in makeup. He has done that at least once. Also, Chris has also been talking about stealing lingerie off of clotheslines because he's too cheap to buy some himself. He also mentioned restraining orders and apparently gets a thrill out of it.

Chris thinks that the worst case scenario is that he'll go to jail, but then he'll be proven innocent. Snyder is also aware of the fliers.

Sonchu is falling into disuse. He's put the SONICHU plate on his new favorite car. He's also had a ROSECHU and a REDYNS plate made. The Rosechu plate is for his girlfriend, the Redyns plate is for Snyder's car when Chris wins the case. It's supposed to be some symbolic shit like "I used good magic on you so now you are good, I dub thee Redyns so PLEASE LET ME BACK IN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?".

He's also had a recurring dream where he and his girlfriend are drag racing down an open stretch of land. In some variants the police(who he really hates, in addition to mallcops) show up in Megazords to pull them over for speeding, but the drag racers are also robots and they have a giant robot battle.

Painting one side of his face so he can have a conversation with himself.

Sadly, I believe this with no questions.

Also, the stealing lingerie thing is pretty messed up, even for Chris.

Oh christ, Chris is really digging himself a hole here.
Honestly if they did plead insanity, or just plain retardation, they would win.

I've never heard of a grasshopper infestation. How does a house even get infested with grasshoppers?

He's not a troll, just immensely stupid. I think he took the horoscope to mean "Be open about your personal business, because if you do you'll get TONS and TONS of ENCOURAGEMENT ".


Their house is either infested with something that grasshoppers eat, or the grasshoppers are eating the garbage like the other bugs are. I wouldn't be shocked if reptiles move in at some point. This will continue until the house manages to become a hazard to the community and gets condemned.

Grasshopper are way nicer than chris

So is the CWCki not posting this because they don't want him to know he's already been compromised? Like, how they changed the Tomgirls of Virginia or whatever to make it look like they just happened to find it was him, instead of being fake all along?