AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Vax, what is it like being black

or white

god can't you decide on a skin color you stupid asian"

Hello I am robovaxmod how may I solve your dilemma my nigger.

he has clearly ascended as a higher being after obtaining a green name

even if he were to answer our worthless mortal questions, we could neither relate nor comprehend

naw cuz he black rofl

You know what Cafall, I am going to send you an interview
RIGHT NOW

I speak in the tongue of the ancient ones

Which is a series of entirely bullshit clicks and hiccups

So nothing new in nigga land

Nothing new in the least m'dear

Now look what you've done to me Vax

wait was that a girl in that
it was really unclear


also looked like a black dude so i dunno man

Okay, since nobody has sent me any new message yet, I will send Vax PM

BurntToShreds' Interview with Vaxxid

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
Huge Black Man

What is it like, patrolling the mean streets of AZ for crime and corruption?
Haha it's not all that difficult. Crime and corruption are pretty easy to see on a forum as generally well behaved as this. I try to be as amicable as possible when dealing with people, though. I'm not out to make anyone feel like crap for breaking a rule, but there are times when you gotta more heavy handed. Basically I just PM people and tell them to knock stuff ff and send em on their way. No biggie.

Why did you choose to become a mod in the first place?
Well when Dark said he needed new proletariats, I figured I might as well try. Despite the times that AZ and its members make me want to pull my own brain out and lick it clean, I have a lot of love for this place. I felt honored to be a mod and I hope I do a half way decent job of it.

If you could have anything in the world, but made out of Legos, what would it be?
Full sized statue of Spoony (So like about knee high to any normal human)

Do you think the world would be a better place without snakes?
Snakes are my #1 favorite animal to masturbate to, so no.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Suck my dick

Finally, if you could bring one old member of AZ back as a regular, who would it be?
Fuckin' Firestorm man
Or Starseed

That was the masterpiece interview with Vax. Now MC and Cafall, go check your inboxes. I sent you both PMs and I hope you reply to them sometime this century. >:C

One of the best ones, I think.

Vax is the snake a metaphor for penises.

Is there something you need to tell us.



P.S.
You still haven't sent it.

Okay, FINE.

I'll send you an interview later tonight.

Pft I'm just poking you because it seems like it'll be fun, if you're not ready or something don't rush.