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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:20 am 
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and for like two weeks afterward it was still sore

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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i'm such an emotional wreck all of a sudden and i don't know why


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My wisdom teeth are coming through, it looks grotesque and it makes me want to chew on stuff. What am I, a baby? :psyduck:

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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person who heavily flirted with me last year and this year spoke to me again today
idk being friends is cool i guess 15 is a young age and like yeah we'll see um

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You could turn your pants into a highway if you wanted to Tales.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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um what
like seriously i'm not some kinda hoe or someone super fit who gets hit on every day ahaa, it's been like months

my youthful looks have gone

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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funny penis name: weapon of booty destruction

this came up when people were talking about theirs in science (i dont do that imo its kinda weird)

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Talking with the girl you have a crush on: Awkward
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ok i think i might prefer alternative/indie people now
but tanned people are still very hot

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ok i think i might prefer alternative/indie people now



What does this even mean

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Hipsters.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You can have indie people? Boy, you talking about hipsters agzin?


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