AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but it eats you.
I wish I had A pheonix.

Granted but it eats you because you fly it to much.

I wish i had a dragon that could'nt hurt anyone or anything and couldn't die.

Granted, but it eats you because you forgot to feed it for 1 month.
I wish I had a pet lizard.

Granted but it eats you because it just doesn't like you.

I wish i was rich

Granted, it eats you.
I wish nothing eats me.

Granted. Something kills you instead.

I wish my cat didn't snore so loudly or eat/kill me in any way.

Granted, he dies in his sleep.
I wish there were no cats in the world.

Granted but they fly from a different planet and attack you.

I wish i had a fish that couln't harm anyone in anyway including me and that never dies.

Granted, but they can't die, it would destroy the balance of the world.
I wish i new a wizard.

Granted, but he doesn't like you so he killes you.

I wish I was a Computer freak ( i knew alot about computers)

Granted, but the computers are under my countrol so they kill you.
I wish I could dance.

Granted. Your able to dance but your so bad that you knock into people which causes them to fall into the street and get run over.

I wish my puppy would stop bitting me.

Granted. Now he starts eating you.

I wish there were more DS games to choose from.

Granted but they are all those stupid games like Imagine Fireman and Princess Pony adventures and your Getting Sober Coach.

I wish that every game I ever will play would be available with the correct counsels to play them in my room right now.