AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Did

Did you just combine Maroon 5 with flatulence

Reminds me of when I was a freshman in high school.

Woke up with my nose clogged in just one nostril. I grabbed a tissue and blew, and it all came out at once. I looked at it, and it was about a 1 inch long "worm" of orange snot, and it held it's cylindrical shape.

It was both disgusting and sorta cool.

I was right, farting in the bath is still funny.

I hate the feeling that you've got some mucus stuck in the back of your nose/throat, and when you breath right you can feel it move, so you know it's there, but nothing you do will get it out.

this all day erry day.


especially when you drink something and more mucus accumulates.

Remember when I said that you're stomach has t be really shitty if tacobell gives you the shits?
I would like to take that back now.

i find farts and burps pretty disgusting

like... i know people do it (ok i don't like seriously if farting for me is rare) and um if my partner ever done a big loud fart i'd be like "..." depending on how close they are to me, and yeah idk ok fart burp away from me please

Dutch oven.

The worst part is when you clear your throat and it finally dislodges but then gets stuck again on the way down.

Often when I eat ground beef, a small part lodges itself in my sinusesand is sneezed out a week later did I spoiler right?

indeed you did and OH GOD WHY DID I READ IT.

And it's even worse when you get this while your'e swimming. You feel like you're almost going to choke with every precious breath.

Holy shit tonight I am the horniest I have ever been what the fuck

Welcome to my always.

I get things lodged in my sinuses occasionally. One time a fruit snack got stuck there. It was PAINFUL.
Something got stuck in my sinuses just the other day and I remembered how irritating that felt. Thankfully after a few minutes of sniffling, snorting, coughing, and drinking water, I managed to dislodge it.