AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Are you in high school?
Come to think of it, no one I know in my school has openly come out of the closet. The atmosphere's mature enough where no one would give anyone shit for being gay or bi, either.

Spread it everywhere and embarrass the fuck out of me.
I'm made fun of enough as it is, being outed as what he calls gay because he can't seem to understand not having a defined sexuality, I'd pretty much be ruined forever.

I live in a heavily Christian and redneck area, and I'm an introverted atheist. Having people think I'm gay on top of that is just basically free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.

I apologize if my assumption is wrong, but I don't think that one guy saying that you're gay will change anything.

You know you'd be surprised, dude.

WHY YES FACEBOOK, I SURE DID WANT TO LOOK AT THAT PHOTO OF A NAKED MAN SHOVING HIS ENTIRE HEAD UP AN INCREDIBLY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN'S VAGINA.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS TODAY THE OFFICIAL "TURN FACEBOOK INTO /B/ DAY"? BECAUSE IT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE IT IS.
EXCUSE WHILE I GO FLIP MY SHITS IN A CORNER

Dedivax, this is exactly why you don't accept random friend requests.
And this is also why the unsubscribe button thing was made.

Dude, use spoiler tags on your disgusting shit.

But this is the disgusting thread.
Then again, calling that image "disgusting" is probably an euphemism.

Is it wierd that I thought that should be "A euphemism"?

No, this is the TMI thread. Not the "make people puke back their Kinder Schoko Bons" thread. Disgusting stuff does fall in this thread but put it under spoilers.
Don't put spoiler tags on stuff like "oh I farted today" but when you're talking about explicit stuff, put it under spoiler tags.

So..
vagina?

You're on your way kid

I had the most stereotypical cartoon-like snot when I blew my nose today. [gross description] It was actually large, wet, bright-green blobs that were really sticky. Most of the time it's just clear or has already hardened.

Where shall insert the penis?