AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah, but they only take as many as they'd kill anyway for veal. So there's no thousands of calves getting their stomachs ripped out and then thrown away.

We don't really waste animal parts anymore, pretty much everything gets converted into something useful.

The circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife

Yep. For pigs, assmeat goes to sausage. People eat pickled pig lips, and everything that can't be turned into something tasty goes to scrapple which is fucking disgusting.

I read that as Snapple and was thoroughly confused.

I wish.
Snapple is at least edible. (drinkable?)

Snapple is okay. I'm not a fan of juice though...

I love Snapple, personally. Every time we go to New York my breakfast is a Snapple and Cinnabon Cinnamon bun from the Port Authority.

In other news, fart-smell central is happenin' all up in here.

i cant stop burping. blugh.

ive never had a cinnabon before... are they good?

Delicious. Imagine the best cinnamon bun you've ever tasted, then slather amazing cinnamon icing all over it. Then make it probably 2 times bigger.

Shit bro that sounds amazing

My stomach has decided to turn me into a veritable font of farting.
Not like I have to be around people or anything, stomach.

I've had heartburn the whole day. Bugh

I swear to god if I'm outed by this assbag at lunch who caught me in a verbal slip I'm going to beat him down.
This isn't even one of those therapeutic threats, either. I will punch him in the mouth over and over.

So, yeah, I was talking about my sexuality at lunch as this asshole who was sitting at the table next to us heard it. We don't like each other, either, so I'm incredibly worried about what he's going to do.
Fuck.

What could he possibly do?