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Stranaton
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:39 pm 
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Fapping while in the shower brings me great pleasure.

I can't do that while standing. it just dosen't work.

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Tried it before but the hot water caused everything to relax and it was just awkward

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I can't fap in the shower. At all

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Kalekemo
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TBH all I ever want to do in the shower is just stand there and do absolutely nothing forever

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Kalekemo wrote:
TBH all I ever want to do in the shower is just stand there and do absolutely nothing forever

yes
the only thing that gets me out is when we run out of hot water.

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Kalekemo
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One time I was in the shower so long I almost passed out from the heat

It was awesome

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So mom bought some microwave fondue from Trader Joe's, and while we're eating it she sees an ingredient on it called animal rennet. Considering we don't eat meat she looks it up.

turns out it's mucus extracted from the fourth stomach of a calf

She stops eating, I go on.

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that's is super specific mucus

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most cheese is made with animal rennet, dude, no shit its in the fondue

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That's what I tried to tell mom

she wouldn't listen

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Kalekemo
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Is she aware what's in hotdogs and bologna?

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Bro he just said they don't eat meat

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I keep skimmimg theese posts and misreading "Anal Rainments" and think you must be talkin bout some fancy pants
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Cheese has been kind of a controversial food for years because to get the rennet, you have to kill the calf.

But it's such good cheeeese.

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