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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:41 pm 
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no no no

The important part is the pull, not the push. Push it down, then sharply pull the plunger out and repeat that until shit is fuckin dislodged.

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And if you're not covering the depression it won't matter how much you pull because there's no suction being generated.

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Well yeah but that goes without saying

Because like

That's how a plunger works.

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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Well yeah but that goes without saying

Because like

That's how a plunger works.


You would be amazed at how many things cannot go without saying.

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Willow wrote:
I hate it when I bleed though my pants.

Ffff- that almost happened to me today

I absolutely hate it when you think you did so you get really scared to move or get up out of your seat but when you finally get up to go check everything's fine

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Are you people fucking insane.


All I know is that there was a question I could answer and I ANSWERED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

So, anyone name their genitalia/tiddies/whatever?

Girlfriend and I sort of named mine Blastoise. :I

It started as a joke about people giving penises weird names.

then oops we named mine.

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Clyve wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Are you people fucking insane.


All I know is that there was a question I could answer and I ANSWERED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

So, anyone name their genitalia/tiddies/whatever?

Girlfriend and I sort of named mine Blastoise. :I

It started as a joke about people giving penises weird names.

then oops we named mine.


Did he use hydro pump all over her~

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