AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yep! Also sometimes I think I anger to gods of pooting with how bad it smells.

Here I was about to grab some supper when I read the last page and a half


I guess I don't really need to eat

Especially since I was gonna eat spaghetti

for the record i wasn't actually planning on going down on someone while they're on their period

I don't even know where anyone got that idea from.

Also, enough with the period blood talk. Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you people.

I just assumed so because you were asking about the taste.

Oh my god my stomach feels like it's going to explode with toots.

In other news, I have this weird "constipated" feeling in 3 parts of my intestines... I just feel like I have stuff clinging inside of me.

I think I need some fiber or something.

isn't deliberately being incredibly disgusting and vulgar the peak of humor???????

i ask myself this every day this thread exists

The read? fuck what just I

rude

So uh, tell me your toilet plunging techniques as mine are apparently inadequate.

I've been plunging for 10 minutes with no results but whenever my father does it it takes less than a minute

Is it because he's used to dealing with your shit?

Yes

You stick it in the toilet, ensure the center bit goes into the depression, ensure the outer bit covers all of the depression, then push down, pull back up only slightly, push down again, pull back, repeat at high speed.

The main bit is ensuring you're covering the depression or else there's no suction.