AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Farts usually smell worse than shit though.

Shit makes people wrinkle their nose. A "good" fart can clear an entire room.

what the hell is wrong with you people's bowels

Ask them. They give a very eloquent discourse. Of course they only talk shit but still.

I want to clean out my insides to make them smell better.
Or maybe some sort of scented suppository.

It doesn't happen often enough for me to consider making changes. I've had maybe three nuclear-grade farts in my entire life, even if they each smelled like vaporized death that prompts people to start gagging.

I love you guys.

This is why I'm glad that I don't fart often.

But when I do, I let loose like a machine gun.

what does period blood taste like

Sometimes my farts lingre for hours.

Also it tastes like strawberry jam, try some.
In the mornings if my friend's on her cycle I always aks her to squat on my toast.
Finger lickin' good.

Sir, I doubt the verisimilitude of your statement.

Just because you can make up words doesn't mean period blood isn't good on toast.

chunks? wow you guys know nothing about period blood

though it's less blood and more uterine wall lining. only like ~15% is blood

I don't always have mine fresh, I usualy put it in jars or the blender and make a smoothie.
But like Clyve said it's fucking delicious.

you guys are the least helpful

Bacon when I eat a girl out while she's on her period.
I promise that you'll be the first to know.