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Boj · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:49 pm

you only just noticed that? XD

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

I've seen that video before coming to this thread, so I couldn't have possibily figured out who was sonichu

Boj · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:52 pm

ah, fair enough

Kupti Tranamo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:49 pm

I was thinking... What if it turned out that Chris was really just the biggest troll in the world? Like what if it turned out he wasn't even autistic and all those pictures and videos wasn't actually him?

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Kupti Tranamo wrote:

I was thinking... What if it turned out that Chris was really just the biggest troll in the world? Like what if it turned out he wasn't even autistic and all those pictures and videos wasn't actually him?

From the CWCki FAQ:
Is Chris a troll?
No; the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people (including Chris himself) including media reports predating the Internet and two independent accounts are way too complete for it to be an elaborate reverse-troll setup. If Chris is indeed faking this, somehow managing to fabricate an entire past, create hundreds of photos from his past, control the media, get a huge number of people in on this, then he is the greatest troll and avant garde artist in history. However, Occam's Razor would suggest that Chris is just REALLY STUPID and really believes the things he does and does stupid things for reasons he believes are logically sound.

Freya · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:25 am

ACTIVITY IN THIS THREAD.

WHERE'S TEH COMIX AT!??!?

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:17 pm

>sees new post
>awwww but I don't wanna see this thread
>too bad, you have to in order to have no unread posts.
>dammit, ok

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:36 pm

Oh yeah, it's his birthday sometime this month. Woo hoo, I share a birthday month (thankfully not day) with him =_=;

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Just an FYI, he's still a tomgirl. He seems to be growing his hair out as far as possible in the hopes of concealing his rapid-onset baldness.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

God. I had hoped he would have gotten over that.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

God. I had hoped he would have gotten over that.

He's really desperate for sex. He thinks this will get him laid.

Silver · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:55 am

Le sign.

This has probably been said a million times already, but is it bad I kind of want an update?

E: wow pageget

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

God. I had hoped he would have gotten over that.

He's really desperate for sex. He thinks this will get him laid.

Step 1: Dress like a fat chick
Step 2: Get laid

Bulletproof plan, Chris.

Amyler · **Joined:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:32 am **Posts:** 78

Only because everyone's too busy running away to fire at it.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Also, his standards aren't necessarily his requirements. His actual requirements are as follows:

1. You were born female, and only have female reproductive organs.
2. You are willing to associate with him. By extension this means you are also willing to have sex with him.
3. Do not tell Chris to better himself.
4. If Chris half-asses something you asked him to do, don't order him to do it over.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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