AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sometimes I wonder where bands get the inspiration for their names and the names of their songs.

I like to look at the medicine section in grocery stores.

You get stuff like TUMERIC FORCE and NIPPLE BUTTER

Inspiration comes from strange places. My friend and I were talking one day and I said something about the lakes of Chernobyl and he said that would be a kickass band name


Lakes of Chernobyl

Ghost Boner take the name award from me.

Although I'm sure there are close seconds.

TBH I'm rather sick of sexual themed names for bands

Molly and The Hatchets and The Xtra Large Robots are my fave made up band names, though they're not TMI,

But that makes them edgy and controversial and sticking it to the man.

Which is a totally unique concept, by the way.

In that case, name the band 'Penis goes into vagina'

Memorable for everyone

Steely Dan was named after a dildo in the book Naked Lunch

My allergies decided to start early this year because unseasonably warm winter (I wore short sleeves yesterday and felt warm)

I am not enjoying the itchy eyes that water continuously and puff up and turn red, or the nose that drips, stuffs, is red and raw and flaky and also itches and is full of dried mucus and wet mucus causing a simultaneous drip and inside crust that I never stop feeling but can't get rid of because then my nose bleeds, nor the fact that when I sleep phlegm drips down my throat which makes my throat sore and full of mucus which I then cough up over the course of the day while tearing my throat apart, nor am I enjoying the constant headaches due to both water loss, and sinus congestion, nor the even paler skin than usual caused by fuck if I know.

So yeah, I fucking hate Spring and wish it was winter forever where everything is dead and I'm free from feeling like a corpse 90% of the time.

My farts smell like shit oh my god you guys

Yes, I believe farts do smell like shit sometimes

Farts come from butts.

Shitts also come from de butts. It's science.