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Kalekemo
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:06 am 
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Girls with a lot of past issues

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I could be your very own baggage handler...

maybe one person will get this reference

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Rullett
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Uuuuurgh, suddenly got struck down with the worst stomachache ever. Decided to go shit the pain away but found making any sort of push hurt too much so I was just sat on the toilet waiting for gravity or divine intervention to help me out. Longest six minutes of my life and it didn't even help.

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Related: I have had to shit since 9 AM today. I can feel it sitting there just behind my asshole, just waiting for me to unclench it.
I refuse to use school bathrooms since they changed the soap once in 3 years.

I'm not sure what's worse: The implication that the janitors were lazy and we were without soap for 3 years, OR that the guys never washed their hands for 3 years.

Oh, wait, I know what's worse. The jizz I regularly find on the floor in there.

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FatOldRobot
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Turbo, I wish thee a merry pushing once you get to a sanitary bathroom.
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Valbrandur
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Turbo, your avatar really isn't making it look like the worst thing
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Freaking hate it when I have to sneeze really bad while I'm in the middle of chewing food.

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Tales
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you can be as pretty as you want but if you don't speak then i can't really fancy you. It doesn't really make you look 'mysterious' or cool... just boring.

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What if she's mute.

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Tales
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ok i meant more conversing, ahahah. I'm sure (s)he can then write stuff down (i don't know sign language)
but then that raises the question of "would i date somebody who couldn't speak" and then "would I date somebody who was disabled?" And... I don't know if i could (to the second one).

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The Willow Witch
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Friend if offering me a hookup with a girl. Normally this would be great, but he's notorious for seeking, unintentionally or not, girls with baggage.

I'm not sure what to do.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's girls with baggage.



This may sound a little dumb but this sparked a thought.

Am I a chick with baggage?

Jegus I don't even know its usually portrayed as such a bad thing.

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Syobon
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I'm going to be honest with you here, so I might be kind of an asshole. Yes. And most guys are reluctant to go in a relationship with anyone with emotional problems. However, you're a great girl so I'm sure you'll find someone who's willing to go through all that with you :)
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The Willow Witch
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Thanks man, thats good to know.

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