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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:48 am 
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When you were younger?

Jesus dude did you just start whippin it out at 8 or something

Clearly he is talking about yesterday.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Not to mention a stain on the corner of the mattress that will never go away.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ahaha Dedi are you serious? Most people would find that creepy.

Also oops boners at work.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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oops boners at work.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Friend if offering me a hookup with a girl. Normally this would be great, but he's notorious for seeking, unintentionally or not, girls with baggage.

I'm not sure what to do.

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Hit'em and quit.

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On the subject of wearing clothes:
I generally just hop into bed fully dressed, then change when I take a shower in the morning.
I've started trying sleeping either naked or in just my underwear, but it's been wreaking havoc on my schedule. Instead of waking up at exactly five, I get out of bed around five thirty and hardly have any time for a shower.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I was joking Clyve, just saying.

Also that's fucking insane.

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Hit'em and quit.


and then I pull up quick to get with 'em

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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On the subject of sleeping, I can sleep fine as long as I'm not wearing a shirt.
I can sleep with just boxers, nude, or with pajama pants but as soon as I put on a shirt I have trouble sleeping.
I have no idea why.

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I've never worn pajamas.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Friend if offering me a hookup with a girl. Normally this would be great, but he's notorious for seeking, unintentionally or not, girls with baggage.

I'm not sure what to do.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's girls with baggage.

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