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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:50 am 
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creakyAccordion wrote:
wait

she's 14

I really need to finish Gurren Lagann

I haven't seen a single episode but even I knew her age

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:13 am 
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Hahaha!

Oh jeezus I had no idea; it's just ridiculous for her to have a bust that size if she's only 14.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:23 am 
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Of course the common fan theory is that humans living underground and not seeing the sun for their whole lives basically means they have no fucking clue how old anyone is.

Here's another idea, ignore it. This conversation already cost us one forum member.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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if it "cost" a fucktarded idiot, isn't that just a benefit

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I JUST THOUGHT YOU HAD A FOCKIN SOUL

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I dreamt I ate a dead mutant fetus in a salad.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'm pretty sure I pooped so much that I lost my anal virginity

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ever have a really big poo, and you try to push it out but it hurts and your body just sucks it back in.
I don't like that.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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@lactose intolerance, that's really just your body reverting back to normal. To be able to digest lactose, your body needs the enzymn lactase. This is made on it's own during the first few months of infancy. However, humans weren't intended to consume dairy based products after that, so the production of lactase is supposed to stop after those first few months. If you keep consuming dairy based products however, that will normally keep stimulating lactase production. If you at any point stop consuming enough lactose for a period of time though, the lactase production can halt and it can't be started up again.

If there's a raise in lactose intolerance among the population, that most likely has to do with a change in eating habits. Popularity of coffee and sodas probably has something to with it.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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This conversation already cost us one forum member.

waht
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Kiyske because he called me a soulless pedophile for thinking Tron Bonne was attractive.

He wasn't banned but he never came back anyway.

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yeah that guy was an idiot every knows tron bonne is mad uggers

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Doesn't Tron wear massive heels and no pants, only nylons?

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I'm not if finding a sex appeal character attractive is considered pedophilia.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That's not why I find her attractive but yeah

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@lactose intolerance, that's really just your body reverting back to normal. To be able to digest lactose, your body needs the enzymn lactase. This is made on it's own during the first few months of infancy. However, humans weren't intended to consume dairy based products after that, so the production of lactase is supposed to stop after those first few months. If you keep consuming dairy based products however, that will normally keep stimulating lactase production. If you at any point stop consuming enough lactose for a period of time though, the lactase production can halt and it can't be started up again.

If there's a raise in lactose intolerance among the population, that most likely has to do with a change in eating habits. Popularity of coffee and sodas probably has something to with it.

Good thing I drink 3 gallons a week.

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