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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:48 pm 
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I think he means norm for guys?? Idk, I think if they'd just try it they'd really like the feeling of smooth legs, especially if you have a partner who also shaves their legs. It is truly a wonderful thing.

haha yeah I knew what he meant, I just meant that if he wants shaved legs, then he should just do it despite any consequences that may or not be present.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Shaved arms aren't really the norm for girls from what I know, so I leave mine. They're not gorilla-haired but you can definitely tell since my hair is black. My skin is still smooth and nice for the most part though.

Also it's winter, so that means long pants and leg-hair neglect woooo

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I shaved my arms once, when I first started shaving. I decided not to after that, because it was annoying. Plus I don't think they're that horrible looking. Maybe a bit fuzzy, is all.

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I'm a bit hairy, though not overly much so. I refuse to shave anything but my face though. I will however trim some things.

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So I was looking through some old posts of mine and found this one. It's from about a year ago and I posted it in this thread. It made me laugh.

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I had the weirdest dream last night.

Its a normal day, until my dick falls off. Thats right. My dick falls off. I feel this sudden weight in my underpants (though I wear boxers irl in the dream i was wearing briefs), and so I go to the bathroom and look and see my detached dick just lying there. I decide to keep it there for the rest of the day because a) What else am I gonna do with it? and b) I was hoping that maybe it would reattach itself to me. So I went through the entire day with my severed dick bouncing around in my drawers. It was so awkward.

By the end of the day, it didnt reattach itself, but I had grown a new dick to replace the one I had lost. It was smaller than my old one, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:17 pm 
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I remember that post.

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i shave my legs and pits because hairy legs and pits gross me out

just wait until i get my hands on Dark

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Speaking of shaving
I shaved a little around the inside of my eyebrows today because unibrow prevention. Going about my business today, I felt a stinging between my eyebrows, and I figured, hey, minor razor burn or something, whatever, it happens.
Just looked in the mirror for the first time since this morning.
There are two fairly noticeable scratches/cuts running down diagonally between my eyebrows.
I mean, they're not bleeding, but was anyone planning on informing me or anything?
This is going to sting like hell in the shower.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I really don't understand how anyone could be fine with keeping their legs hairy but oh well guess I'm just going to have to deal with it


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:14 am 
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So I shaved my arms, because I've been observing some of my friends doing it.

they are so soft and smooth oh my god
I have to shave my legs, but I do not see much of a point in arm-shaving. Arm hair tends to be pretty smooth and unnoticeable as it is, and I don't want to risk getting ingrown hairs all over my arms.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I seem to get ingrown hairs whenever I shave my beard, It's really fucking annoying.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:24 am 
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I really don't understand how anyone could be fine with keeping their legs hairy but oh well guess I'm just going to have to deal with it

You don't need to deal with it. If you want to shave a part of your body, then shave it. No one cares dude.

Some people are comfortable with hair on their body and some people are not. I don't really see what's not to understand.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:28 am 
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I'm pretty horrible when it comes to shaving my legs...I usually don't unless I know I'm going to do something that would involve exposing my calves. Like swimming, or wearing shorts.

Winter = upstanding member of society legs, whoops.

I've been meaning to get into the habit of shaving more often, but I always forget and then I don't want to bother.

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I feel bloated, like I ate way too much, but I haven't had a lot to eat today. No more than usual, anyway.

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