AWKWARD ZOMBIE

someone linked me to this bizarre game that's coming out, it's historical figures as anime girls with bouncing breasts

at first i thought it was just weird but then i found out it was a porn game

so if you ever wanted to stick your dick in rasputin, now's your chance

Is it historically accurate?

Stalin is probably about as kawaii as he always is.

Stalin-chan, y u no love me

It's not at all. It seems hilarious though. Plus the artist for the game is pretty famous, I heard. Visually, the characters are pretty good parodies of who they're supposed to represent.

Is it fun?

It's not out yet. Apparently it's a strategy RPG game. Lemme rephrase that, it's a porn game with strategy RPG elements.

I'm struggling to imagine what that would be like, lol

No it's not like, using strategy to fuck girls. One part of the game is making war and the other part is seducing/ fucking your allies and/ or enemies.

Sounds like every Hetalia fanfiction ever

it's 9800 yen

for us amerrrikans that's $127

i really wish i could link the character screen, it's pretty hilarious to see some of the representations

alexander the great is a blue and pinked hair valkyrie with horns in a lacy body with a maid headband

i wish i was joking

$127? I foresee this thing getting pirated to hell and back.

Seriously, who can justify charging $127 for any game?

That better be the best daisies game in existence for $127

I think the chance to nail George Washington is worth $127