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I've sent the interview to Kale. I am goinng to add crazy and runes to the list as well.

BurntToShreds' Interview with Kalekemo

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
I am a guy

How did you come up with your username?
Well it all starts back in 8th grade, we were doing an art project and drawing random shit. I tend to name my creations so I pointed at something and spent about a minute coming up with the name Kalekemo

If you had a giant robot, what would you do with it?
Hmmmmmmm... I would totally use it for profit (aka doing things for people for a price) and after I gathered enough cheddar, I'd start making more and slowly build a base on the moon >:D

What's it like where you live? Is there anything interesting to do there?
Here in Minnesota, it's either cold as fuck, or it's so warm and humid that the sidewalks are damp. But personally, I love it here even though the only real thing to do is go to the Mall of America and dick around.

Quick, name the atomic number of carbon!
6!

Finally, if you could have any internet-related wish granted, what would it be?
I would wish for the perfect MMO and then spend the rest of my life playing it and dying due to lack of nourishment and exercise

Up next: Crawfish
I could actually go for some crawfish right now. Might go get that for dinner.

So, when is Crawfish going to get that interview?

I'll get on that right now.

Burnt will get right on it chief!

I sent the Interview to Crawfish, I'm waiting for his replay. How often is he on, anyways?

I'll let him out of the basement now.

BurntToShreds' Interview with Crawfish

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
A: Guy

How did you come up with your username?
A: I honestly have no idea. I just wanted something simple, and was all "shit, what's an easy thing to remember?"

What hobbies do you have? Collecting things, building things, any thing like that?
A: Video games, mainly. I'm also a chronic drawer and doodler, but most of my artwork finds its way onto the back of my lecture notes rather than the posh gallery of DA/tumblr. I'm also starting to get really serious about weight-lifting, which is fun and a good way to get fit. Aaaaand finally: alcohol.

What is it like where you live? Is there anything interesting to do there?
A: I live in the state of Virginia. While most people complain that there is nothing to do, I am not one of these people. As someone who moved around a lot as a kid, I can safely say that there is always something to do here, whether to hike a mountain, visit a civil war battlefield, etc. My college campus in particular is huge and beautiful and there's always a place to hang out.

Why did you decide to join AZ?
A: I was a fan of Katie's work and it seemed like a great community full of smart and talented people. This was back in 2009, mind you.

What is your favorite thread and why?
A: Funny picture thread. I've bodaciously seen every single page and I still find lots to laugh at. It's just great. Basically an archive of all hilarious things on the internet.

Finally, if you could have any internet related wish granted, what would it be?
A: I wish there was a way for me to somehow transfer my drawings directly from my paper to the web without having to suffer a drop in quality due to my shit scanner or something.

This. So much this.

Up next is Vax. I'll get to sending him an interview tomorrow.

I'm sure this was all very informative and relevant to your day-to-day lives!

Thank you, Burnt!

It's no problem, really.

They have that.
Too lazy to Google it myself.

Once I get home I'll send a PM to Vax.