AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Eye of the sun




































Is out of its socket

Well they encourage your complete cooperation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it honestly I'll be here for a while

So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
Give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood.

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful xxxx (why thank you!)
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!

Nothing will ever be the same
All of the promises we made, they seem hollow
But there's still some streets in this town
Marked with your shadow

So if you see me, look surprised
If you don't
Just pass me by
And I might even touch your sleeve
Oh, as you turn and leave

Now it's hard to act like strangers
When we used to be so strong
Everything is changing
And most of it is wrong
What do we know of anything
Two fools of some renown
Either side, either side of the same town

Somewhere there's a light
I can sense it
Oh, though I may fall back again
Although know it's a fight
I know I must remain.

Now it's hard to keep ignoring
Someone you recognize
And if I seem contented
It's only my disguise
What do we know of anything
Two fools of some renown
Either side, either side of the same town
Either side, either side of the same town

First parts of my song, Inner H e r o

I came into this world expecting the same
Of any world I've ever been to (I remember my past)
I remember when everything seemed all right
When you turned your back and pretended not to know
Until it was too late

To correct your mistakes, you turn to me
Expecting to find your saviour and guiding light
But you don't realize that I, too
Am looking for that same h e r o
Everyone says they see in me

Chorus:
You wonder why you never see
The h e r o that you wish to meet
Could it be because you always
Turn your back on me?
If I were you I'd turn around
Open my eyes to see the one
That I've been searching for
Is standing right in front of me

Right in front of me...

Sorry about the spaces between the letters for h e r o, but that's the only way to avoid the filters.

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks


Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only tiddies I'll see tonight will be made of origami


Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks


Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

I'M A SCAT MAN!

I"M ON A BOAT.II"M ON A BOAT!I"M ON A BOT!

We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty.
When the balls whistle free
O'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns all day;
When at anchor we ride
On the portsmouth tide,
We have plenty of time to play.

Ahoy! ahoy! the balls whistle free.
Ahoy! ahoy! o'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns, to our guns all day.

We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty;
Our saucy ship's a beauty,
We're attentive to our duty;
We're sober men and true,
We sail the ocean blue!

Favorite song from H.M.S Pinafore when I performed in it.

Lotta knots, lotta snags,
lotta holes, lotta cracks lotta crags.
Lotta naggin' old hags,
lotta fools, lotta fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore,
oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more,
well it's all somebody's fault.

Make you sick, make you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills,
makes you cry while the milk still spills.
Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain, well it's all a crying shame.
What left to do but complain?
Better find someone to blame.

Got a job, got a life,
got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex,
got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle axe,
Love that perfect frown, honest eyes,
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

I don't wanna try to fight this love
How dangerous can it be
I know the odds are so unfavorable
And all those things forsakeable
So many run for safety
Run from the
Danger falling in love like this
Danger falling apart
In the hands of another
Danger falling in love like this
(I can't make out the next line)
So completely
So sweetly
Danger

Things have gone wrong
They do more often then they don't
I was a child before
A soldier in defense
I'll take the lead
I've gone so far for lesser gold
I wanna know what it's like
By your side

So I don't wanna try to fight this love
How dangerous can it be
I know the odds are so unfavorable
And all those things forsakeable
So many run for safety
Run from the
Danger falling in love like this
Danger falling apart
In the hands of another
Danger falling in love like this
(Again I can't make out the line)
Danger falling apart
So completely
So sweetly

(insert awesome sax solo here)

Danger falling in love like this
Danger falling apart
In the hands of another
Danger falling in love like this
(That line again)
So completely
So sweetly
Danger falling in love (repeats till end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5U93eyi ... annel_page

Lost on a river our hearts beat regular time
Well the landscapes don't
The rivers flowing by
We're just drifting all night long hands to the sky
And a captain, oh he is never denied

I heard them singing out from shore, hands at the sides
Someone brought a rifle overhead to tear at the sky
We're just drifting all night long here with the flies
And the captain, oh he is never denied

As if you didn't know that it would sting
facebattling the beehive
And pissing down the mountain side in the rain
As if you didn't know that it would sting
facebattling the beehive
And fucking up your finger from pushing on the ring

Well we lay
On frigid shores of light
We need nothing of his bitter care, oh
Something strange
And the coast line
Still we need nothing of his bitter hand, oh

I wish I could believe in you
Crashing all the weddings wearing white
But we all hate the landlord baby
It's all right, it's all right
I wish I could believe in who you are
You held your cock in the air and you called it a guitar
You put your face on the glass and you called it good cinema, oh
As if you didn't know that it would sting

Johnathan, Johnathan
Waterfalls are running thin you know
Here's a holy grail for you to hold
Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole

I'm not a wild party
I'm just an evening at the show
Put the ring back on and take your husband home
Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole

Radio, radio
Why did you leave Virginia's side
It's an alibi, we all know how the music died
Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole

Johnathan, Johnathan
Waterfalls are running thin you know
Here's a finger made from me for you to hold
Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole

Estranged from the captain's light
And his bitter hand
Estranged from the captain's light
And his bitter hand

Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it

Blow horn, you sure sound pretty
Your violins keep movin' to the nitty gritty
When you hear the scratch of the guitar scratchin'
Well then you know that rhythm's getting all the action woah

Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it

Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it
Love to feel it

Flute player play your flute 'cause I know that you wanna get your thing off
But you see, I've made up my mind about it
Gotta be the rhythm, no doubt about it, woah
When the guitar player starts playin' with the syncopated rhythm with the scratch scratch scratch
Makes me wanna move my body, yeah yeah yeah
And when that drummer starts beatin that beat
he nails that beat with the syncopated rhythm with a rat tat tat tat tat tat
On the drums, hey--


Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it

Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Yeah


Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it


Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it

Turn the beat around
Love to feel percussion
Turn it upside down
Love to feel percussion
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Love to feel it
Yeah

BATTY RAP

Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal

I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,
Vivosectified and fed pesticides,
My face is all cut up,
Cos my radar's all shut up
Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,
I'm Batty

They used and abused me,
Battered and bruised me,
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,
So hear my Batty word,
And excersize a little prudence,
When dealing with humans,

*people talking*

Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,
They just get used to it,

Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap,
I'm ready to snap,
I suffer from cyanica and chapped lips,
And shockage,
Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,
But now I can't stop it,
I'm Batty...

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic,
I'm Batty...
Who's Batty? Moi

Haha! Page get with Robin Williams.

We cut the legs off of our pants
Threw our shoes into the ocean
Sit back and wave through the daylight
Sit back and wave through the daylight

Slip and slide on subway grates
These shoes are poor mans' ice skates
Fall through like change in the daylight
Fall through like change in the daylight

I miss yellow lines in my roads
Some color on monochrome
Maybe I’ll paint them in myself
Maybe I’ll paint them in myself

These sidewalks liquid then stone
Building walls and an old pay phone
It rings like all through the daylight
It rings like all through the daylight

And in the daylight we can hitchhike to Maine
I hope that someday I’ll see without these frames
And in the daylight I don’t pick up my phone
Cause in the daylight anywhere feels like home

I have five clocks in my life
And only one has the time right
I’ll just unplug it for today
I'll just unplug it for today

Open hydrant rolled down windows
This car might make a good old boat
And float down grand street in daylight
And float down grand street in daylight

And with just half of a sunburn
New yellow lines that I earned
Step back and here comes the night time
Step back and here comes the night time

And in the daylight we can hitchhike to Maine
I hope that someday I’ll see without these frames
And in the daylight i don’t pick up my phone
Cause in the daylight anywhere feels like home