AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Realizing that I'm not Piccolo (and that the DM may not share my sense of humor), I use lightning bolt instead.

LIGHTNING BOLT!
LIGHTNING BOLT!

>The balls take five minutes to gather from all around the island, rising up from smoldering craters scattered about the island's terrain. In that time you place two fingers on your forehead and begin shouting angrily. Electricity arcs from your pores into the surrounding air. Your two fingers crackle and pulse with a titanic power as the orbs continue to grow in number.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

You shout as you point your fingers at the mass of crimson spheres.

LIGHTNING

the orbs continue to shake rattle and roll.

BOLT

[roll to determine damage, accuracy and all that jazz.]

(I assume 1d20 for each)

Accuracy 5
Damage 5

-_-;

You fire a corkscrewing bolt of energy sky-balls-ward. The cluster of orbs drifts to the left a bit and your attack misses most of 'em. You catch a couple though, the blast manages to knock them every which way, sending them all around the island. One lands near you, cracking open, revealing what appears to be a deep purple viscous ooze oozing out from a sphere made of inch thick glass. The orbs in the air regroup, assembling themselves in a sort of orbit, the majority of them clustered together but a dozen or so begin spinning around the cluster. The orbiting one's begin to pick up speed, and the group as a whole begins to sway and move, looks like they're trying to be evasive.
What do you do now?

Finger lasers.

Finger lasers EVERYWHERE.

Roll to determine attack.
Oh, and I was thinking of going over the next stage with everyone after Sax's turn.

9

I should really put this in my attack posts from now on, eh....

Pew pew pew.
Take that otherworldly orbs.
No, seriously, if it isn't too much trouble that'll be great.
Your finger lasers knock some off the cluster and they careen off into the sky drunkenly. The majority of the cluster stays together, and the orbiting orbs circle faster and faster, until they blur together. Without warning one breaks off from the ring and flies towards you like a rustled bludger.
Roll to dodge!

14

>You roll to the left and the orb plows into the dirt. The cluster swerves and sways trying to anticipate your next move.
Will You try something or wait for the orbs to do something?

I fire more Lightning Bolts!

Accuracy: 9

Damage: 16

>You fling a flurry of thunderbolts at the cluster. Your bolts pierce several orbs in the central cluster, raining glass onto the growing fire. The orbs sway drunkenly out of the way much faster than before. It pauses for a second before firing off two more from the orbit, they speed along the ground before rising towards you.
What do you do?

I cast Move Earth to create a barrier of... earth!

Rolled a 3.

I bet my turn was skipped.
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Shit just got real.