Madican wrote:
I'm trying to decide if I'm annoyed or amused that my friends keep trying to get me to play porn games that they give me.
Indulged them tonight with one called Dragon's Bride. No idea what the fuck it's about because everything is in Japanese. Gameplay is fun enough, and it has decent graphics, though a little frustrating at times because my character moves like molasses and ranged fighters can hit me unless I keep moving. And to cast, which is 9/10ths of my arsenal, I have to stand still and charge. But only certain spells can be cast when there's something like a tree or rock in the way. The areas are sort of side-scrollerish, where you defeat a certain amount of enemies, with some new ones being generated when one is defeated, then a portal appears that takes you to the next room, culminating in the boss.
The selling point of the game, that makes it the porn game, is when you knock down an enemy you can screw them. Despite my lack of interest in this bit I did find out that there's very well-animated movies should you decide to do so. Seeing as how most people playing it are looking for one thing, that's pretty much everyone. Oh, and your character is a half-dragon dickgirl. Yeah, my friends are weird. I think they give me these things just to see the reviews that inevitably follow.
Step it up man play Monster Quest and Mance Rider
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