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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:27 am 
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I'm trying to play ACR online and my friend keeps plying with her tits to distract me.
Fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:39 am 
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She does this often.
"Oh you're playing a game? Okay I'll sit in my underwear and play with my tits. Oops now my booty in in the camera."
What the fuck.
Not like I'm complaining.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:43 am 
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Why is she doing this even

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:44 am 
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She's actually working on an assignment for college but when sh glances up and see's me looking away she does it.
And she does it because she loves me.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh roger

Iunno just seemed like she randomly just teases you with her body every day or whatever. Seems a little odd but i ain't judgin nobody

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh, she does.
It's not that I mind or anything.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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She does this often.
"Oh you're playing a game? Okay I'll sit in my underwear and play with my tits. Oops now my booty in in the camera."
What the fuck.
Not like I'm complaining.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, PUNK?

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From all my USA cliches I'd expect that to be standard procedure in America.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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In a minivan maybe but judging from the cars I've been in then trying the horizontal bounce is asking for a stick shift up the booty.

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In a minivan maybe but judging from the cars I've been in then trying the horizontal bounce is asking for a stick shift up the booty.

Unless you're into that.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Sometimes I despise morning wood.
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